[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

i bet you don’t even have 99 problems, you probably have like 92 or 93, stop exaggerating

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

here is a picture of me as promised, fuck me. i really am ugly aren’t i? well here i am ladies & gentleman.

due to the high amount of unused url’s on tumblr, whoever does not reblog this by june 38th, 2910 will be sent into the hunger games, and be forced to fight against each other until the last url wins.

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