[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
i bet you don’t even have 99 problems, you probably have like 92 or 93, stop exaggerating
i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not

here is a picture of me as promised, fuck me. i really am ugly aren’t i? well here i am ladies & gentleman.